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And I killed him.

He never got it.

And may he stay dead for this final time. Like holy fuck, how many times did we ban him?

Holy shit, you're not kidding.

What did he do?

I thought there was a rule about Epyc Wynn threads?

And so, another great chapter in KYM history comes to a much need end.

Tomorrow I'm locking this and we'll never mention him again.

Today is your purge: the epyc manifesto.

Why not lock it now?

Is he gone for real this time?

u fockin w0t m8

Seriously though this is like an early birthday present. Really. My birthday is in 2 days.

Quick question: Why is he still on my Following list?

>implying Don won't resurrect him on Halloween
Wouldn't that be spooky?

Eh, whatever I stopped giving a shit about him months ago

We're getting haunted by his ghost. That's how Epyc's spirit manifests itself.

The only question now is, who's going to be KYM's new punching bag?

Time will tell.
its probably gonna be spongememe

The laws of conservation of shitposting dictate that shitposting cannot be created or destroyed, only changed in form.

Epyc's essence is simply undergoing the necessary changes. Now the question is, will he come back as a single new shitposting entity of the same caliber, or several lower-tier shitposters a la Calculator? Only time will tell…

Put me in the screencap

He was one of my only friends, though…

The search for the chosen one begins now.

We don't simply search for the new shitposter. They will simply come naturally as time goes on.

When are you picking the next High-Ranking Editor of KnowYourMeme?

[I'm not asking for myself, I am only curious]

And now his profile and all associated posts are stuck with the name "Emperor Palpitoad," forever.

What will it be like for future users attempting to discern the history of shitposters through lurking? They'll see two banned users in the comments with different avatars and personalities, but the same name, and they'll hear of an ancient shitposter named Epyc Wynn but will never be able to find any posts by him outside of GFC.

What if this was his plan all along???

To be fair, in the couple of weeks leading up to this event, he did have a noticeably… less annoying personality. Maybe he was trying to clean the slate…?

Fucking finally jesus christ how long had it taken you people to finally drop the hammer on that tumor?

How long until he shows up on another forum for ED round two?

The deed is done;
The beast is slain.

And his ED entry redirects to Pachirisu.

To the future practitioners of the Spectrum it will be a Holy Trinity of Shit-Posters: three distinct entities that are one being.

Epyc Wynn: he shitposted so hard that he shitposted himself out of existence.

"Remember, there are two Shitposters: a master and an apprentice."
"But which was banned? The master or the apprentice?"

Remember this?

At the 00:59 mark there's this

Confirmed for premonition powers

Made something:

PatrickBateman is crying/cumming right now

@ShiJo Does that mean we have 8 hours until Riff-Raff is terminated?

Let's party!
It's over… For now

That's literally my only regret about this ban: Now we'll forever have a ban list void of the name "epyc wyn".

But it's also poetic. The nick epyc wyn was the most important to him. His ultimate goal was always to become internet famous with that nick, which is why he used it for literally everything (a bit of Googling will even get you his social media).

But now all his contributions as a "High-Ranking Editor" will forever be associated with the nick "Emperor Palpitoad".

Also shoutout to the one guy who asked me to unfollow him for banning his buddy.

A bit late for that.

Anyway, I guess I'll join in on the celebration with some music.

Dicks out for Epyc

Does this mean we can finally stop fucking talking about him

No. We can try, but we will undoubtedly fail.

I'm late for the party arn't I?