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15 Annoying Moments From The Job Searching Process

It isn't easy these days to find a job. It is almost impossible to find a job that fits all of your needs as well, sometimes it's the pay that's off, sometimes it's the environment, sometimes it's the people. Regardless, it is just hard to find a job. That being said it seems like everyone is short-staffed these days. So it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense as to why it is so hard to fill those positions. All in all it is just a frustrating experience for everyone. There are a lot of people out there sharing their most annoying moments of applying to jobs.

Reddit's /r/recruitingh*** is full of moments from people who are just sick and tired of trying to find a job. They post memes that everyone in the same boat as them can relate to. They post odd job listings and application requirements. And in general they just bond over the pain of it all. Here are 15 agonizing moments from the hiring and recruiting process.

Need Job Please

made with mematic "Enter your name, email, upload your resume, etc." "Why do you want to work here?"

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This Application Process

Describe How You Must Behave to Be Successful in Your Current Position Opportunistic Endearing Restful Exacting Ashamed Astute Fastidious Dynamic Sociable Calm Page: 2/5 Clever Decisive Loquacious Nonchalant Observant Temperamental Experimental Idealistic Jovial At Ease

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Guess It Wasn't That Memorable

← Landscape position Inbox C Hello, to me ✓ Thanks 3 days ago O ☑ Ĵ ●●● : I have a note that we did an interview in early October. Can you remind me if you showed up for the interview?

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Yes

CEO @ 20h € 5 + Follow Am I insensitive to the world if I think people should pay a small fee ($20?) to apply for a job, as a means to prevent an overwhelming quantity of under qualified or mismatched submissions? 22 comments 1 repost .

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Valid Response

Manic Pixie Dream Taco @QueenofT.... 1d Oh my god I needed this laugh. This is all a rejected candidate emailed me in response to a form rejection email. I'm trying to decide if I respond earnestly or not. ALT y tho

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A Little Early

11:32 AM Thu Nov 9 < Your Whole Foods Market Application Inbox workdaynoreply wholefoods 3:36 AM W to me 타 27% Best of luck, Whole Foods Market Recruiting Team Ĵ Hi Juanita, We tried to contact you around the status of your application for the CLA - Store Managed Evergreen - DO NOT POST role. Because we haven't heard back and we want to keep the hiring process going, we're moving forward with other candidates. We'll keep your application on file in case we have another opportunity that aligns with your skillset and experience. In the meantime, please let us know what we did right and where we can improve our process through this feedback form. It takes 5 minutes, and we read every response.

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"It's Competitive"

DISH What's your desired salary? What's the job pay?

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Thanks LinkedIn

BUSINESS BUSINESS INDIA businessinsiderin Linked in a v ... BUSINESS INSIDER INDIA in LINK IN BIO LinkedIn's 'Open to Work' tag is the 'biggest red flag' for hiring managers and screams 'desperation,' says ex-Google recruiter B 4,819 likes businessinsiderin A former Google recruiter says LinkedIn's "Open to Work" tag is a "red flag" for hiring managers. Nolan Church said it comes across as desperate and called it "the worst social media feature." (For full story, head to link in bio)

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For Real?

Graphic Designer BAD Marketing Remote $20,000-$26,000 a year - Full-time Apply now Skills ធ Profile insights Here's how your profile aligns with the job description Typography 0 Marketing ✓ Training & development ✓ + show more Do you have experience in Training & development? Yes No Skip Job details Here's how the job details align with your job preferences. Manage job preferences anytime in your profile. X

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Sigh

Working as an HR recruiter, it is really demoralizing. The company I work for now pays me to interview people to "get the company name out there" even though we don't have positions available. I'm staying to make sure I qualify for maternity leave which I plan to take in 3 months. I hate talking to great people with ambition and the exact skill sets we're "looking for" and then having to reject them, pretending we picked a different candidate when in reality nobody was hired.

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Well, That's Unfortunate

Thank you for being patient throughout this process. I just got news that there have been some internal changes with the remote technical support position. We are now requiring this position to be in person at our HQ in Milpitas. We are no longer hiring remote technical support positions with corsair. This is very unfortunate news, and I deeply would like to apologize for the inconvenience that this brings you.

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It's There

*Uploads Resume* NEXT Please fill in your employment history √

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Well?

To ensure we are on the right page, could you please share the package for this role? • 3:57 PM Sure What is your current per month salary? • 4:17 PM I asked you for your package? What does my current salary have to do with this role? • 4:29 PM Because we offer hike on your current salary like any other company. We consider the industry standards like 20-30% hike on the current salary • 4:34 PM So you are saying if my current salary is 10M THB a year, you will give me a 30% hike?

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Uh

General Questions - employment activities and General Health Questions for a New Starter Have you ever had any illness, health condition or injury? * Yes No Has this required or are you awaiting hospital treatment? * ● Yes No Does this affect daily living? (e.g. walking, sitting, driving, shopping, communicating) * Yes No Do you consider this to be work-related? * Yes No Have you ever required adjustments at work? (e.g. to ensure you could perform your role fully and safely) * Yes No Have you been absent from work due to health in the last 12 months? * Yes No Do you have any concerns about your general health? * O Yes No Do you have any disabilities or consider yourself to be disabled? * Yes No BACK NEXT

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What a Rollercoaster

17:08 to me Hi Aladin, 17:06 ↓ B 8 Best regards, K Ĵ Ų I wish you all the best for your future endeavors. ... Thank you for your email and your interest in . Also, please excuse that I did not get back to you sooner. : We are a small team and we had to switch to a rolling basis recruitment process for this position. I read through your material and I believe that you would potentially be a great fit to the team. I'd also love to go to the next step with you which would be the cultural fit interview. However, we already found a well fitting candidate for the position and as we are restricted on ressources, I can not proceed with your application at this time.

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