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so you finally decide to shower for once, and guess what now youve soft locked yourself (pun intended), its like u need to make a choice, why does life have to be this way? why cant you have both?

what

I am bored

Sir this is a Rainforest Cafe

I can't jack off without a computer. I have to watch um…whatever porn site I'm the mood for. Don't worry it's not fetish stuff. Actually there might be one. Or two. Or three.

If I ever die, I hope I die jerking off in a mcdonalds bathroom

Sounds like you need to apply some exercises in visualization!

Picture an apple. Think about the different sides of the apple and how color, shape and texture might vary over its different regions. Practice rotating the apples in various cycles, familiarizing yourself with the totality of its form. Toss it in the air and catch it. Think about its mass and how it feels landing against your hand.
Now fuck the apple.

Whoever downvoted me

I will masturbate in your bathroom

That’s why you jerk off first THEN take a shower.

true, but sometimes…ur just…horny..yknow

This is why you don't want to do it in the shower:

That just makes it worse. The apple recommendation is just encouraging to watch MORE porn of lolis in video games I never have and never will play.