Fucking Gamestop

About

Fucking Gamestop is a type of greentext stories posted on 4chan containing fake experiences with the American video game and entertainment software retailer Gamestop, ending with the catchphrase "FUCKING GAMESTOP". These stories commonly involve the intention of buying a videogame, the clerk not willing to follow the customer's demand, or Gamestop's used games policy.

Origin

The original post originated from 4chan's /v/ (video games) board and was posted on March 10th, 2010.

>Go to gamestop
>Trade in 2 shitty games
>get GoW3 preorder paid in full
>bro behind counter gives me employee discount cause we always talk when I go in
>leave and go home

FUCKING GAMESTOP

Spread

From there on, many variations of the original poster's material appeared, all following the same format. Some such variations include:

>Go to gamestop
>Ask if they have the Monster Hunter Tri demo
>Cashier gives me a copy
>We discuss monster hunter for a little while
>I ask him if they happen to sell PSP game cases because my MHFU case broke somehow and won't close anymore
>He gives me a blank PSP game case the use for used PSP games for free
>I grab a PSP case because I've needed one and I don't want my PSP screen to get scratched if I bring it out with me
>leave the Gamestop with my purchase and some free stuff

FUCKING GAMESTOP

> Go to Gamestop
> Buy shit
> Leave

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>Go to Gamestop.
>Start up my chainsaw.
>Destroy consoles games while ranting madly about PC Master Race.
>Clerks yell at me for destroying their merchandise, but decide to back off since they'll still be able to sell PC games.
>Destroy PC games while laughing maniacally.
>They're all "Dude, what the fuck? we thought you liked PC games."
>I reply "Yeah, but who actually PAYS for those?"
>Shut off my chainsaw and start to leave.
>They ask if I would like to pre-order God of War 3.

FUCKING GAMESTOP.

>in the US for a few days
>go to gamestop
>shoplift game off the shelf
>open it
>empty

Siban Gejmstop