Tendies Stories
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About
Tendies Stories are green text stories featuring a twenty-something man who lives at his mother's home and constantly demands "tendies" (chicken tenders) in exchange for "good boy points" he has earned by doing chores and taking care of himself. The stories are often accompanied by images of Smug Pepe.
Origin
In October 2014, posters in the /r9k/ (robot 9000) board on 4chan began submitting green text stories featuring an autistic, overweight son who terrorizes his parents into getting him specific foods and frequently complains about 'normies' (shown below).[1]
On January 19th, 2015, an /r9k/[7] user submitted a thread asking for posts "putting normies in their place," to which several users replied with various stories about an adult man who lives with his parents and earns "good boy points" by doing household chores and practicing good hygiene. Other stories contained mentions of the son referring to chicken tenders as "tendies."
Spread
On January 22nd, a 4chan user submitted a green text story to /r9k/[6] complaining about his mother cleaning his waifu pillow and raising the price of tendies from five "good boy points" to 10 (shown below).
On January 25th, Mumsnet[2] user Janice1975 submitted a post to the parenting message board asking for advice on how to deal with her 22-year-old son who exchanges "good boy points" for "tendies." The post was subsequently deleted. On January 26th, a screenshot of the Mumsnet thread was submitted to the /r/4chan[3] subreddit, where it gained over 1,000 votes (92% upvoted) and 70 comments in 48 hours.
The same day, a green text story was submitted to the /r9k/ board about a son who urinates all over his mother and her boyfriend in order to acquire tendies (shown below). On January 26th, a screenshot of the post was submitted to the /r/4chan[5] subreddit, where it received more than 1,300 votes (93% upvoted) in the first 24 hours. On January 26th, an anonymous 4chan user submitted a "Chicken Tendies General" thread to the /ck/[4] (cooking) board.
#4tendies
On January 29th, 2015, the subreddit /r/4chan was renamed #4tendies in reference to the numerous tendies threads and images being uploaded to the site.
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Pretty Princess Points
Pretty Princess Points (also known as PPP) is variation from the tendies threads that feature a twenty-something woman who lives at her parents home and terrorizes her family to fulfill her whims, in addition to perform sexual favors to her father to get "pretty princess points". The first reference to pretty princess points comes from a post on a /rk9/ thread created on January 25th, 2015, featuring an edited version of Smug Pepe with a bow and lipstick, where a users mention "good girl points", and a reply talks about "pretty princess points".[8] The same day, a similar thread was submitted to the same board that featured a greentext story about a 26 years old woman who had racked up 50 "pretty princess points" and asks her father for a golden bracelet while he responds that the bracelet it's 100 points (shown below).[9] The same thread featured another greentext story where the same woman demands her brother to see his penis in exchange of 5 "pretty princess points".
On February 1st, 2015, a greentext story was submitted on /r9k/ featuring a girl who got 100 "pretty princess points" by taking a shower with her father.[10] On February 13th, 2015, a thread submitted on /r9k/ featured a drawing despicting the bracelet story (shown below).[12] On February 26th, 2015, a /r9k/ user posted more drawings depicting other PPP greentext stories, that would be later used on the "pretty princess points" threads.[11]
A Plate of Chicken Nuggets
On April 19th, 2016, an anonymous user posted a lengthy rant in a discussion thread about the United States presidential primaries on 4chan's /pol/ (politically incorrect) board[13]:
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.
Search Interest
External References
[1] Imgur – Fucking normies
[3] Reddit – Robots mom and the GBP
[4] Warosu – Chicken Tendies General
[5] Reddit – Robot gets his revenge
[6] 4chan – tell mom not to clean my waifu pillow
[7] Archive.moe – Can we get a thread about putting normies in their place?
[8] Archieve.moe – I will always be mummy's little princess
[9] Archieve.moe – Rack up 50 Perfect Pretty Princess Points
[10] Archieve.moe – Daddy gave me 100 pretty princess points for taking a shower with him
[11] Archieve.moe – /r9k/ uses pepe and wojack to feel feels of sadness and regret 24/7
[12] Archieve.moe – What is a good way to make sure your offspring grows up to be sociable, confident, kind, and self-sufficient?
[13] 4chan – /pol/ thread
[14] Reddit – New York primaries megathread, April 19, 2016
[15] 4chan – /r9k/ thread
[16] Gawker – Nob Etrom's Comment
[17] Reddit – Fuck you Mom! I love Bernie!
[18] GAME THREAD: Cleveland Cavaliers (0-1) @ Golden State Warriors (1-0) – (Jun. 05, 2016) Game Thread
[19] Reddit – What is the origin of the chicken nugget meme floating around?
[20] Reddit – My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand.
[21] Reddit – ITT: The "great" Sanders copypastas
![CHICKEN TENDIES [4chan reading]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tk7_mwQYDgI/hqdefault.jpg "CHICKEN TENDIES [4chan reading]")
![O File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 1/06/21(Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >I'm hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Dumb bitch >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I like Mountain Dew Lightning >Butt rumbly braps of thunder >The tendies better get here >Or you'll get a mudslide from down under >Bitch Mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >l'm a grown healthy child >I like tendies >Spicey or mild >Stack my tendies high >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >Hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Bitch mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I'm a grown, healthy child >I like tendies, >spicy or mild >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/983/882/566.png "Born To Be Wild")
![File (106 KB, 487x487) Anonymous 02/11/17(Sat)15:53:06 No.34798985 >be me >mommy's big 5501lb boy sleeping soundly in my crib next to my tipsy toy with the hole in her poopoo maker dreaming of tendie land where ronald and wendy feed me tendies atop mount tendie where i rule as king tendie my slumber is interrupted by my sister stacy she barges in with a can of deodorant and a peg on her nose "Wake the f--- up, Anon we're going on vacation!" let out a post sleep poopoo directly into my dora onesie "YOU WOKE THE BABY FROM HSI SLUMBER, NOW KING TENDIE HAS YOUR NUMBER!" "Anon, we don't have time for this s---. We have to be at the Airport in an hour. Mom is losing her s---! "TRAVLLING TODAY ARE WE TO TENDIE LAND JUST US THREE!?" snort Sure Anon, we're going to f------ "Tendie Land" Now get your retarded ass up we have to be in the car in 10 minutes! And for f---- sake get a f------ shower! "TRAVEL TO TENDIE LAND SHALL I AND REIGN AS KING UNTIL I DIE!" we drive to the airport with the windows rolled down >other cars on the freeway swerve to avoid my stench we arrive at the airport and get on the plane get a whole section to myself as no-one will sit with me demand that the stewardess put bear in the big blue house on the inflight tv dumb normie bitch doesn't even know what it is have to jerk my mighty 2 incher to shrek instead "Ew, gross. Mom, Anon is jerking of in public again!" "Anon we've talked about this, now put that thing away the meal has arrived!" oh well, at least the tend king shall receive his tendies "Here you are sir, a delicious Shepherds Pie." wut "Just eat it Anon, Jesus..." "KIND TENDIE DOES NOT WITH TO TRY THIS PALTRY DISH OF SHEPHERDS PIE! FETCH ME TENDIES RIGHT AWAY OR I SHALL HAVE YOU KILLED, OKAY?!" she runs away sobbing that bitch mommy knows just what to do she grabs my chubby thumb and sticks it in my mouth i drift off into a soothing slumber I dream of tendie land once again, but soon i shall experience the real thing i awake just as we land Anonymous 02/11/17(Sat)15:54:43 No.34799011 File: 147574545646.png (10 KB, 240x200) con the pilot informs us that we have landed at london gatwick hmm that doesn't sound like tendie land >perhaps we have to carpodl as we leave the airport it becomes apparent that something is very wrong >where is honey mustard valley? choccy milkshake falls? mount tendie? "Hurry the f--- up, Anon, we're going to visit Buckingham Palace!" a palace! that sounds more like the place for king tendie! we arrive >it's just some dumb grey building with a bunch of marge simpson look a likes mincing outside the walls aren't made of breadcrumbs, the doors aren't guarded by grimace "THE PLACE IS NOT FIT FOR THE KING OF CLUCKS, SO I SHALL DETHRONE THESE IMPOSTER F----!" "Stop yelling, Anon, Jesus you're so embarrassing!" using all of my hard strength a pull the gates from their hinges and make my way to the entrance armed guards attempt to tackle me but are incapacitated by my stench i barge in and see the queen on her throne teleport behind her, unsheathe my katana and actually i didn't do that but it would've been wicked cool "What is one doing in one's home?" I AM THE KING OF CHICK-FIL-A! AND I'M TAKING OVER YOUR PALACE TODAY!" reach down deep into my onesie, pull out a large dollop of tendie slime and launch it at her face t hits her square between the eyes and she drops dead instantly i sit upon my throne, reach into my onesie, pull out a burger king crown and place it on my head a guard walks in he bows to me "All hail, King Tendie. Your Mother and Sister are here your Highness what shall I do" Execute them." "As you wish." I can hear their screams "NO! OH GOD NO! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!" their agonizing screaming jolts me awake i'm still on the plane the screaming is real i look down at my teletubbies digital watch >the screen reads 9:02 am 9/11/01 Return] [Catalogl [Top] [Update] [ Auto Post a Reply] Delete PostFile Only] Delete Style: Yotsuba](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/222/061/48c.png "King Tendie goes to England")
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