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These 25 Brand New Sentences Have Never Been Seen Before

With all of the people in the world and the constantly growing population, it gets to a point where it's hard to think that there is anything original left to be thought or said. Sometimes though the world is full of surprises and graces everyone with something brand new, never seen before. To be fair, there are a lot of people out there saying and writing things all the time so maybe something is bound to stick from time to time.

Whether it is an odd headline or a bizarre description, Reddit's /r/BrandNewSentence is full of screenshots of the strangest phrases, sentences, and utterances anyone could imagine. Where people come up with these things is beyond anyone's imagination. How the world got to the point of some of these things happening is equally as mysterious. Alas, here are 25 sentences that may have never been said yet, up to this point in time. Isn't everyone alive right now so lucky as to be able to experience these things.

Normal UK Moment

r/LegalAdviceUK u/MachineHaunting33435h Police have seized my wife's laptop after one of her friends discovered and reported my wife's modded version of Skyrim.

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That's Kind of Insane

Chinese marathon runner disqualified for chain-smoking through entire race Dan Bilicki Published Jan 19, 2024 Last updated 10 hours ago • 1 minute read 18 Comments

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I Hope He Wins

METRO NEWS Dad who 'hasn't stopped far og since he ate ham roll in 2017' sues for £200,000

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I Get It

Keefler @Keefler_Elf i'm speechless. what the f talking about. i love it is he Discussing Film @DiscussingFilm - 16h Ryan Gosling on the difficulty of leaving Ken behind after filming 'BARBIE'. "It's a bit like that Cinnabon mix, once you open that cannister, it's very hard to... once you open it, you're making cinnabons and you're loving it."

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No Way

Students Dressed as Furries Could be Collected by Animal Control if New Oklahoma Bill Passes y! Yahoo 1d

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Hey, What?

Business Insider 20m BI "I have twice as many Jewish friends as non- Jewish friends," Musk said. "I'm like Jewish by association. I'm aspirationally Jewish." 60 BUSINESSINSIDER.COM Elon Musk tells audience he is 'Jewish by association' following Auschwitz tour Elon Musk, who has been accused of spreadin... b 60 Q20 ... di 4

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Um

agent ndn @TheAgentNDN Didn't have Biden getting disowned by the Irish on my 2024 bingo card and that's my fault really Quds News Network @QudsNen 19h "So, take notes butcher Biden. The ancestors of the Ireland that you claim to be from disown you. Keep our country out of your mouth." A strong speech by MEP Clare Daly. 1:10 7:54 PM Jan 16, 2024 1.3M Views .

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A WHAT

One of my classmates called me a vamphobic slur today so I bit her hand. Turns out her parents are lawyers and they might sue bc she "contracted tetanus"...sure she did. I'm so effing sick of mortals

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This Can't Be Real

Some Gen Z job seekers are bringing mom and dad to interviews, and it's turning off employers, new survey finds Sawdah Bhaimiya Updated Tue, January 9, 2024 at 2:52 AM PST LUE LUNIC ULLA

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Do It

r/LegalAdvice UK u/emotionalsupprtclown • 3h about to be sacked from work. can I hire a clown to support me in my meeting? Question Of The Week Travel I fi d up at work and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be sacked. They've invited me in for a meeting where they're going to sack me. They told me I can bring someone to support me. I want to hire a clown to support me. I'll get him to blow ballon animals and to mime stuff. Can I do this? Can they stop me?

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I Believe It

Dexerto ✔ @Dexerto Skibidi Toilet videos are under investigation by Russian authorities for potential "detrimental effect" on children 9:06 PM Jan 17, 2024 123.1K Views 190 784 Subscribe 4.8K 316 go

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This Just Seems Wrong

ZOAL LeGyatt Triller Moth @legotrillermoth Follow there has got to be a better way to say whatever you are trying to say here Maret Boycott MAC! They support unaliving watermelon people Reply 4d 4

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Emo Idioms

prettydoddleoddle I want emo versions of idioms Like, instead of "you're barking up the wrong tree" it's "you're panicking at the wrong disco" scanalan You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can't bring him to life novacaaaaaine This isn't my first black parade

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What Does This Mean

A It's so hard being a walkpilled cardiomaxxer in a carcel gascucked state like Arizona-

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Cheetagator

Dad @fivefifths - 37m "Survival of the fittest" is clearly a lie because no way this bad boy ain't dominating every era boqor riya @hausofriya 27. There used to be a type of crocodile that was able to gallop. Show this thread 14 131 461 Dad @fivefifths 36m What you doing when a cheetagator pull up

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Cause of Death: Cabbage

2ちゃん大全集 @2chbook Follow 【悲報】包丁(享年8歳) 死因:キャベツ Translated from Japanese by Google [Sad news] Kitchen knife (passed away at age 8) Cause of death: Cabbage

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Don't Think That's the Right Word

Taylor Swift Facts @TSwiftFTC 4 Years ago today, Taylor Swift looked urethral at the Golden Globe Awards. Style/le B . yle 6.9M Views 26.9K Likes InSe Taylor Swift 1:34 PM 1/7/23 Twitter for iPhone In 2,331 Retweets 2,421 Quote Tweets Ir In

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iPad Face

wengel @wengelll .21 4. this is a bit hard to process... he has ipad face All The Right Movies @... . 2 дн. ROBERT DE NIRO aged 7 years old in 1950. ALT Right Movies 86 SPRACUS 9414 215K ₁9,6M

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Wouldn't Wanna Be a Barista, Honestly

Crybaby Zay @crybabyzay Y'all be in that line reciting ancient alchemy and incantations at 17 year old baristas +fearlessloaL @Fearlesslori____. 1d Chocolate cookie crumble crème frap made with heavy cream made with 8 pumps of white mocha instead of reg mocha! So good!

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Kind of Depressing

The man who married a hologram in Japan can no longer communicate with his virtual wife The software that allowed the interaction is no longer supported and the man can no longer interact with the hologram with which he had a relationship for years. @molo

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Dang…

OZEMPIC 0,5 mg oplossing voor injectie in een voorgevulde pen semaglutide subcutaan gebruik eenmaal per week 1 pen en 4 naalden voor eenmalig gebruik (4 doses) OZEMPIC -0.20 A WOMAN WILL HAVE DIARRHEA FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE AFTER SUFFERING AN INJURY CAUSED BY OZEMPIC, A LAWSUIT CLAIMS B

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So. Cute.

M Mashable @mashable In Antarctica, a clunky robot has befriended a colony of penguins 게시물 번역하기 Initially, we thought we would disguise it as an iceberg, 1 In Antarctica, a clunky robot has befriended a colony of penguins ECHO is a small yellow robot currently living with a colony of emperor penguins in Antarctica.

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What's That?

Just a Stoat @MatthewTheStoat I stopped caring about the future of Al about 8 months ago when I realised it was just going to be endless waves of hyper real high fructose gooncore simulacra Post übersetzen Folgen Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart. 6. Jan. You are not prepared for the future of Al. r/StableDiffusion u/Ofatih 10h What do you think? Discussion

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I Get It

ajura:na @XIVOXI this genre of people who look like exotic birds... 3 P

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Drowned Out by Saxophones

Anti-LGBTQ street preacher drowned out with saxophones on New York street

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