Video Game Logic

Video Game Logic

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About

Video Game Logic is an expression used to highlight absurd plot lines, mechanics and glitches that are found in video games.

Origin

The earliest known use of the phrase "video game logic" comes from a review on the Internet humor site Something Awful[11] for the 1986 Macintosh computer game Dark Castle, which complained about the game's attempt to justify instant death upon touching an enemy.

"Okay, you made it so touching the enemies causes instant death. That's pretty stupid, but as a mature adult I can deal with it. There's no need to insult us both by attempting to rationalize your insane video game logic with some bullshit plague excuse."

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On April 12th, 2007, Yahoo! Voices[1] published an article titled “Applying Video Game Logic to Real Life,” in which the author hypothetically explores applications of strange video game mechanics in real life. On November 8th, 2009, Urban Dictionary[12] user DonPianta submitted an entry for "Nintendo Logic," defining the term as the impossible physics found in Nintendo. On November 21st, the "Video Game Logic" YouTube channel was created to highlight and expose glitches in video games (shown below).



On December 28th, 2010, the Internet humor blog Cracked[6] published a slideshow titled “If the Real World Operated on Video Game Logic,” featuring a set of photoshopped images that combine real-life subjects and user-interface designs in video games (shown below, left) On December 14th, FunnyJunk[7] user Zizzerman submitted a comic titled "Video Game Logic," which illustrated a video game transaction for a sword costing five million coins (shown below, right). Within the first three years, the post garnered more than 53,000 views and 1,400 up votes.


CRACKED.cOrm LESNAR Lv5 HF COUTURE Lv5 What will COUTURE do? FIGHT BAG POKéMON RUN THE SUPER EPIC AWESOME SWORD OF EGREGIOUSLY OVERPOWERED DESTRUCTION? THATLL BE FIVE MILLION COINS. KAY! STORE to EXTREMELY NECESSARY STORE

On April 27th, 2012, Redditor Tackett79 submitted an image macro titled "Video Game Logic" to the /r/gaming[9] subreddit, which consisted of an illustration of Bowser from the Super Mario franchise with the caption "Boss gets weaker / his attacks get stronger" (shown below, left). Prior to being archived, the post accumulated over 5,100 likes and 240 comments. On May 19th, Redditor pearson530 posted a rage comic to the f7u12[10] subreddit mocking the lock mechanisms and enemy placement in fighting games (shown below, right), which received more than 4,100 up votes and 75 comments before it was archived.


Dr. Antagonist, sir! the protagonist has broken into our base! Station all of our men in groups and have the maintenance men place explosive crates behind them! but sir. .. Okay then. Shall I put the area in lockdown? It is done, sir. Shall I do anything else? yes, but make sure all of the locks are little mini- games Yes. Make sure t scatter crates of first aid supplies, ammo for guns we don' t use, and money around the area!

On July 31st, a Facebook[5] page titled “Video Game Logic” was launched. On January 19th, 2013, the Internet humor site The Chive[4] highlighted 44 notable video game logic image macros. On March 22nd, the Internet humor blog Smosh[3] posted another compilation featuring many of the same examples.

Notable Examples


CAN FLIP A EXTREMELY HEAVY TANK OND CAN'T CONTROL GUN RECOIL DRESS LIKE RACCOON GAINS ABILITY TO memegenerator.net 8 126 Dial Berenas S T THE DOOR IS LOCKED WHAT YOURE NOT SEEING IN A FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER salts cigarettes Loldwellkon Call of Duty in a nutshell

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External References

[1] Yahoo (via Wayback Machine) – Applying Video Game Logic to Real Life

[2] Memebase – Video game logic

[3] Smosh (via Wayback Machine) – 24 Funny Examples of Video Game Logic

[4] The Chive – Video game logic plays by its own rules

[5] Facebook – Video Game Logic

[6] Cracked – If the World Operated on Video Game Logic

[7] FunnyJunk – Video Game Logic

[8] Steam Forums – Video Game Logic

[9] Reddit – Video Game Logic

[10] Reddit – Video Game Logic

[11] Something Awful – Dark Castle

[12] Urban Dictionary – Nintendo Logic

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